Brave New World

[I wrote this little silliness more than a year ago. Didn't find an appropriate time to post it (it served mostly as critique of the computerized semantics I usually like so much). Now, with Sweden (where I live) on the brink of legalizing a little Echelon of our own (or their own, as it were), it seems as good a time as any.]

.. Sometimes I wonder if what we do is just a fancy way of digging our own graves.

Echelon> Event 116822052.26#113967:
  Instant Message detected: thinking.. done (in 0.032 ms).
  Storing inferred knowledge as:
   [ foaf:mbox_sha1sum "286e3265...";
     emo:likes <urn:bbdb:1997:python> ].
  in context:
   <urn:gov:surveillance:event:116822052.26:113967>
     a :NLPResult;
     :timestamp 116822052.26032;
     :trustability 0.681132 .
  Done. Running ruleset..
   CoreBot>
     - No known subject for:
       owl:inverseFunctionalProperty
         foaf:mbox_sha1sum with "286e3265..."
       , using BNode _:a21c3dd723ffe39
       (subject of 31102 previous facts).
     - rdf:type foaf:Person inferred for _:a21c3dd723ffe39.
     - No unknown knowledge gained. Done.
   EmotionTracker>
     - increasing likability of <urn:bbdb:1997:python> .
   MicroSoftAgent>
     - increasing demand of <urn:bbdb:2006:ironpython> .
     - increasing threat of <urn:bbdb:1998:opensource> .
  Backtrack threshold at 1337
    - refactoring reasoner dependencies.. Done.
  Done (passed through 4211 reasoners).
  Done (in 0.11 ms).

Echelon> System Update:
  "Owner Change. Renaming."
  Done (in 0.002 ms).

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