Programming Languages for Cineasts

• C: Robert Duvall
• C++: Jack Nicholson
• Perl: Chuck Norris
• Python: David Hasselhoff
• Ruby: Jackie Chan
• Java: Richard Gere
• C#: Patrick Swayze

This list may be completely revised without prior notice.

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