Or to put it in mathematical terms (incidentally also being my unbound alternative to "42" for half my life):
0 * oo = x, where 0 < x < oo.("oo" is for 𝌺, i.e. "eternity", of course.)
Take that you goddamn realists! I laugh in your general direction! Ha. Ha I say.
If you nevertheless find a discrepancy in my flawless argument, I'd gather you're just cheating by using rationality. How gnostic is that? I suppose next you're going to argue that there is logical truth in empirical facts.